“GOOD VIBRATION” but for POOH?

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“The Vibrations” were a soul-singing group in my youth. I remember vibrating to their music and dancing. Vibrations as a whole tend to be positive or desirable as a sound or music to dance to. When relating to music, modes of vibrating instruments (strings, air pipes and drums). My personal favorite is the Beach Boys song “Good Vibrations”

I’m pickin’ up good vibrations
She’s giving me excitations
I’m pickin’ up good vibrations (Oom bop, bop, good vibrations)
She’s giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She’s giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She’s giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)

I spent a large period of my training studying the large intestine. Even provided colonics back in the day before I realized I may be on the wrong end and moved into improving digestion with supplemental digestive enzymes and probiotics.

I have even been referred to as “The Butt Doctor”, short for buttocks. This took place again in the early years. It was obvious to me that everyone had one of three types of butts; a high perky butt, low slung butt or virtually no butt. After studying Biochemical Individualism a fancy word for Body Type I even gave them names and numbers!

Its no surprise that I have been quoted throughout the years about how many times a day we should have a healthy bowel movement. One of my early dissertations at was “Are you a sinker or floater?” I thought I had heard all the fecal jokes one needed to experience.

Not to make fun of the many Americans that suffer from constipation and its side effects thereby reducing their quality of life. Just three days ago it was announce in the Digestive Disease Week (DDW) that an oral capsule that vibrates as it moves through the digestive tract has been produced.

The capsule, which houses a small engine inside, is programmed to begin vibrating six to eight hours after swallowing. The vibrations (mechanical stimulations) cause contractions in the intestine, which help move stool through the digestive tract.

Dr. Ron said, “ He and his team plan to initiate a controlled, double blind study to expand on these findings and further
explore the capsule’s potential.” OH MY!

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